Home Where The Ho & Me Come Together Funny Coir Doormat
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Life's too short for boring doormats. This one gets a laugh every time — and it's made from real natural coir, so it actually does its job while it's at it. The best first impressions are the ones that set the right mood.
What Makes It Special
- Real natural coir fibers — Thick coir construction scrapes shoes clean the way only natural fiber can — function that matches the fun.
- Conversation-starter design — The kind of thing guests notice, mention, and remember — your front porch says something before the door opens.
- Standard entryway size — 23.63" × 15.75" rectangular profile fits most front doors and porch entryways without overpowering the space.
- Indoor or outdoor use — Works at the front door, back entrance, mudroom — wherever you want a little personality with your dirt-catching.
Dimensions
| Dimensions | 23.63" x 15.75" |
| Shape | Rectangular |
| Material | Natural coir |
| Backing | Non-slip |
What's in the Box
- ✓ 1 natural coir doormat
Perfect For
Front door humor · Housewarming gift · Entryway personality · Porch decor
Part of the Coastal Standard Outdoor Collection — designed to weather beautifully.
Product Details
| SKU | CJJT246940801AZ |
| Shipping Weight | 3.16 lb |
| Ships From | United States |
| Assembly | Required — hardware & instructions included |
Free Shipping on all orders over $50. Most items ship within 2-5 business days.
Delivery: Large furniture items ship via freight carrier. You'll receive tracking information and delivery scheduling via email.
White Glove Delivery: Available for select premium items — we'll bring it inside and set it up for you.
Returns: 30-day money-back guarantee. If you're not completely satisfied, return it for a full refund. Item must be in original packaging.
Damage Policy: Please inspect your delivery immediately. Report any damage within 48 hours for a free replacement.
General Care
- Clean regularly with mild soap and warm water.
- Cover or store during extreme weather to extend lifespan.
- Inspect hardware connections seasonally and tighten as needed.
Following these care guidelines will help your Coastal Standard furniture look beautiful for years to come.
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Not what you expected? Send it back within 30 days for a full refund.
Weather-Tested
Every piece is built to handle sun, rain, salt air, and years of outdoor use.
Fast Delivery
Most items ship from US warehouses in 2-5 business days.
