Mombie 20oz
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🧟♀️ Warning: Uncaffeinated Mom Zone! ☕
Meet your new morning survival kit - the 20oz 'Mombie Before Coffee' glass tumbler, because sometimes being a mom means being a zombie until that sweet, sweet caffeine kicks in!
Your mom-survival kit includes
- 1 crystal-clear 20oz glass tumbler (to see exactly how much coffee you have left)
- 1 bent glass straw (for drinking while simultaneously tying shoes and finding lost socks)
- 1 straight glass straw (for those rare moments when kids are actually listening)
- 1 straw cleaner (because cleaning ONE more thing won't kill you... probably)
- 1 bamboo lid (to prevent spillage during toddler tornado situations)
Perfect for:
- School drop-off lines
- Soccer practice sidelines
- Hide-and-seek timeouts
- Pretending to be invisible at PTA meetings
- Surviving another episode of Cocomelon
This Dishwasher-safe tumbler is your silent way of saying 'I love my kids, but please don't talk to me until this is empty.' Plus, it's eco-friendly - because saving the planet is important, even in your mombie state! 🌍
Warning: May cause sudden ability to function as a human being. Side effects include actually completing sentences, finding lost shoes, and remembering why you walked into a room. Does not guarantee immunity from kid chaos, but makes it much more manageable! 😉
Details:
- High Borosilicate Glass Cup
- Heat Resistant & Lead Free
- 20oz
- Bamboo Lid
- 1 Glass Bent Straw, 1 Glass Straight Straw + 1 Straw Cleaner
- Black graphic
- Keeps liquids cold/hot 8+ hours
Care:
- Dishwasher Safe
- Bamboo lid - hand wash, do not let sit in water
- Wash Before Use + Avoid Abrasive Cloths When Cleaning
Product Details
| SKU | 46674877579478 |
| Shipping Weight | 1.0 lb |
| Ships From | United States |
| Assembly | Required — hardware & instructions included |
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Damage Policy: Please inspect your delivery immediately. Report any damage within 48 hours for a free replacement.
General Care
- Clean regularly with mild soap and warm water.
- Cover or store during extreme weather to extend lifespan.
- Inspect hardware connections seasonally and tighten as needed.
Following these care guidelines will help your Coastal Standard furniture look beautiful for years to come.
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